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作者: 再折长亭柳    时间: 2015-3-8 15:48
标题: 女人与男人的地理比喻
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
女人的地理

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
18到22岁的女人,仿佛非洲:一半为人所知,一半人迹罕至,充满生机和自然野性美。

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
23到30岁的女人,犹如欧洲:已经充分开发,时刻准备交易,尤其是针对某些有真正价值的人。

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
31到35岁的女人,就如同西班牙,非常火辣,放松,对自己的美丽,泰然自若。

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
36到40岁的女人,就象是希腊,不经意间渐渐老去,但依然是温暖而令人向往的地方。

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.
41到50岁的女人,如同大不列颠日不落帝国,拥有辉煌而征服世界的过去,但往事如烟。

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
51到60岁的女是以色列:经历了战乱,不会再重蹈覆辙,小心翼翼地照顾着自己。

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self -preserving, but open to meeting new people.
61到70岁的女人,好似加拿大:自我保护着,同时对遇见新人也敞开怀抱。

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
70岁以后的女人,变成了西藏:充满狂野之美,带有一丝神秘的过去和岁月的睿智,充满探险的精神,以及对灵性洞见的渴望。

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
   男人的地理比喻:

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran,ruled by nuts.
男人的一生,不管是1岁,还是直到90岁,都像伊朗,整个一个二B。




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