我和狗结婚了

灯下黑

作者：〔美〕玛格丽特·罗斯
翻译：黄梵

去年，我和狗结婚了
每个人都来看我们
我们忙着做饭招待
我朴素又美丽
狗看上去也不错
我和狗交换戒指
接着，它献上鲜花
羞得我满脸通红
晚上，我和狗一起上床
脱了睡衣，坠入梦乡
早晨，我先起床
穿好衣服，悄悄下楼
一小时后，丈夫也来到楼下
我说，早晨好
它根本不理我
它趴在地上，只顾着吃
我沮丧了一会
很快就好了
因为我又和猫结婚了

I Married My Dog

Last year, I married my dog.
Everyone came to see us
and we served dinner and dessert.
I was simply beautiful
and my dog looked nice, too.
My dog and I exchanged rings.
Then my dog gave me a flower
and I got very red.
That night, my dog and I went to bed.
We put on our nightgowns and fell asleep.
In the morning, I got up first.
I put on my clothes and went downstairs.
An hour later, my husband came down.
I said good morning
but he didn't notice.
He just lay on the floor, eating.
I was disappointed for a while.
But I soon fixed that.
I married my cat.

赵大狗

猫狗一家亲

赵大狗

和动物相处比和人类好。
动物单纯，向善，懂得报恩。

赵大狗

记得有句话：人不如狗。
现在，养狗养猫的人比比皆是，尤其是城市。
失怙老人与猫狗相依为命；年轻人也不要孩子，饲养宠物。

赵大狗

孤独的人类，寻找温暖

水烟

很正常